Those who know me might have expected a gag-worthy romantic story of how I met the love of my life–my sexy, tall Russian prince–on Twitter and now we live a fairy tale life of writing everyday together.

And I did plan on writing something like that. Honest.

But I got busy. What with books to publish and clients to help and books to write and kids to raise and a romantic evening of chocolate, wine and Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns to plan… so instead you get a Zombie Valentine that is a favorite in our family. This song will stay with you. Enjoy!